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Here are some of mah favorite lyrics...




























ME? IT'S ALWAYS ME.
NEVER SEEMS TO GO AWAY
EVERYTHING I SAY AND DO TO YOU IS WRONG IN EVERY WAY.
AND I CANNOT BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY IS REAL
I DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO PROVE TO YOU EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.
AND THIS HAS GOT TO CHANGE, IT'S GOTTA GO AWAY.
I'M SO SICK OF SCREAMING, SICK OF FIGHTING WITH YOU EVERYDAY.
SO DOWN DOWN BABY CALM DOWN, YOU GOTTA TAKE CONTROL NOW
YOU GOTTA WATCH YOURSELF NOW.

TIME AND TIME AGAIN, ALWAYS GOTTA FIND A WAY TO
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, TRY TO TAKE YOU TO THAT SPECIAL PLACE
NOW TRY, AND TRY TO SEE, TRY TO BE JUST WHAT YOU NEED
NEVER FEELING GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, NEVER SEEING WHAT YOU SEE.
SO THINK, BEFORE YOU SPEAK DON'T , SAY THINGS THAT YOU'LL REGRET
YOU'LL CRITISIZE, YOU'LL NEVER REALIZE THAT THINGS DON'T COME TO YOU LIKE THAT
SO DOWN DOWN BABY, CALM DOWN, YOU GOTTA TAKE CONTROL NOW
YOU GOTTA WATCH YOURSELF NOW.

(CHORUS)
and then i take it away
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE, WHO KNOWS ME, AND MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAY.
NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO TOLD ME THAT I'LL NEVER CHANGE.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOWED ME
A DARKER SIDE OF YOU.
NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ME
AND FEELS LIKE I DO....


PLAY ME? DAY BY DAY
THESE LITTLE GAMES YOU PLAY, IT'S SO HARD TO KEEP MY TEMPER WHEN YOU FUCKING CALL ME NAMES., I CANNOT BELIEVE THE THINGS YOU DO TO ME.
ALL I TRY TO DO IS RIGHT BY YOU AND STILL GET BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING
LETS, LETS SPEND THE NIGHT YOU'LL SEE
YOU'LL REALIZE, YOU'LL NEVER CRITISIZE AND THINGS WILL WORKOUT EASILY
SO DOWN DOWN BABY, CALM DOWN, YOU GOTTA TAKE CONTROL NOW,YOU GOTTA WATCH YOURSELF NOW.

(CHORUS)

We are all on our own with no one by our side
You are so lucky, beautiful and bright
All the cool kids go steady they're making out at 12- we sit in our rooms alone
by ourselves it's Friday- no phone call, nobody asked us out

We are the dateless losers- lonely until we die! So unappreciated, why, why, why,
why?

Were not so bad you know, but you wont give us a chance
Take us to the movies, to dinner, or to dance
Not perfect, not too hip- but we need lovin too

We are the dateless losers- lonely until we die! So unappreciated why, why, why,
why?

I was alone
I was all by myself
No one was looking
I was thinking of you
Oh yea did i mention
I was all by myself
All by myself
I went to your house
But no one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When i'm all by myself
All by myself

me like to go down to the church and drink some holy water
but i don't like it... the priest don't like it
but me can't seem to help it
sail away - oh - away - oh
you live me life free like a birdie
cause me like to sing
me likes what me do
and me can't seem to help it
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound
sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...
oh - we all going on a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field t-trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip
Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true
Mr. Harry, he drives the van
sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss
pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross - touch me thing
sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today
me think me turn 22 today
will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today
but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel
then the milkman came - the milkman came and he took them fish
he took them fish now me crying - me crying
the milkman make me cry... then the mailman came
make me pee-pee on the floor
hide me sandwich in me drawer
the... hit my head against the door
this is some kind of dream
me likes to go down to the park
and take them nuts from them squirrels
and... you know what?
time is... it's the closet for me - the closet for me
it's so dark me cannot see
it's the closet for me - the closet for me
Mr. Harry said that will teach me
No, I don't want to do the special olympics one
my friend's the seat on my toilet
and he always seem to shout at me
oh, mister, don't you pee on me
when I'm shitting it's a totally different story
then he doesn't seem to play me mind
he's not afraid of my fat behind
and on the unfortunate occasion
when I miss the bowl and pee on him
lets me off with a smile and a warning
don't do it again...

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
(that's right kids)

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
(and his ass)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
ar, me and me first mate, a scurvy cur
tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ah, that was no pirate man
That was thy own sister!
(he's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass

Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you






pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything.
pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about.
and that's what you get for falling again;
you can never get him out of your head.
and that's what you get for falling again;
you can never get him out of your head.

it's the way that he makes you feel.
it's the way that he kisses you.
it's the way that he makes you fall in love.

she's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego and
the killer instinct tells her to be aware of evil men.
and that's what you get for falling again;
you can never get him out of your head.
and that's what you get for falling again;
you can never get him out of your head.

it's the way that he makes you feel.
it's the way that he kisses you.
it's the way that he makes you fall in love. (2x)

pretty girl... pretty girl...

pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything.
pretty soon she'll figure out: you can never get him out of your head.

it's the way that he makes you cry.
it's the way that he's in your mind.
it's the way that he makes you fall in love.
it's the way that he makes you feel.
it's the way that he kisses you.
it's the way that he makes you fall in love...

If I had a dollar bill for every time Ive been wrong
Id be a self-made millionaire and youd still be gone
So hand me down my best dress shoes and my best dress shirt
Cause Im going out in style to cover the hurt
And all I wanna do all day is spend it in bed
But thats bad for the body and even worse for my head
So Ill try and find a place where no one will ask me a thing
Itll help to forget and help me to sing

Cause now Im drunk again
The means to my end
And Im scared of myself
Cause now its the same the faces and names
And Im scared of myself again

Have you ever wanted to wake up from your dreaming
Scared you so bad you couldnt control your heart or your breathing
Well walk out the door with me on the floor
You dont care how Im feeling
I guess a weak and tired and frightened man is no longer appealing

Some people have a gift of reaching right into your soul and finding the whole and making it bigger
Baby sometimes I think I catch ya crackin cynical smiles and in a short while youll be my hearts grave digger
Well theres not much I can do
Cause Im at the mercy of you
So baby I guess were through

Cause now Im drunk again
The means to my end
And Im scared of myself
Cause now its the same the faces and names
And Im scared of myself again
Cause now its all the same the faces and the names
So go walk out the door you dont believe me no more
And Im scared of myself again

If I had a dollar bill for every time I been wrong
Id be a self made millionaire and I wouldnt be singing

Though I know you are asleep
I whisper to your ear
Words that would make you feel
Like the night when we first kissed
Tracing shadows around your lips
I thought I felt a smile
...Or can you hear me say
That I'm in love with you?

You don't have to, you don't need to
Tend to me when I feel ill
Make me tea, bring me a blankie
Or give me headache pills
You don't have to but you still do
Wait for me until I get home
Say you missed me, hug and kiss me
Say you thought of me all day
You don't have to, you don't need to
Say you love me every way
At the red lights kiss my day bright
Take all my stress away

When the day falls into night
In one another's arms
Is when I start to dream
Of all those little things
You do out of the blue
You do to make me smile
All of those little things you do
Is why I'm so in love with you

I don't have to, I don't need to
Open doors to let you in
Bring you something when you need it
Just to make that sweet face grin
I don't have to, but I still do
Try my best to make you blush
Sneeze, I bless you; Hurt, caress you
Give you a raspberry
I don't have to, I don't need to
Say I love you 10 times a day
Rub your neck when you are driving
Or with your hair I'll play

When the day falls into night
In one another's arms
Is when you start to dream
Of all those little things
I do out of the blue
I do to make you smile
All of those little things I do
Is why you love like you do

Well all these games you play
You're messin with my head
[You're messin with my head]
And I don't why I'll stay
I should leave instead
[I should leave instead]
When I speak from my heart
You laugh like it's a game
[Well this ain't no game]
Yeah, we make great friends
But it just isn't the same
Ohhhhh
And I know
This is not the way to be
And I know you treat him like me
[Badoobie-doobie-doobie-doo]
But I don't wanna stop
Don't wanna stop
Don't wanna stop
Don't wanna stop
I don't wanna stop
Don't wanna stop
Don't wanna stop
Don't wanna stop
And I don't need you to buy me pretty things
[You don't pay for me]
Pay for my tatoos or buy me diamond rings
[I don't want those things]
All I know is that I'm happy to smile
[I wanna see you smile]
And it'd make my day if you'd just stay for a while
And I know
This is not the way to be
And I know you treat him like me
[Badoobie-doobie-doobie-doo]
But I don't wanna stop
Don't wanna stop
Don't wanna stop
Don't wanna stop
I never wanna stop